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Video Post Tue, Oct. 21, 2014 227,308 notes

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thatscienceguy:

Gavin The Fish!

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inquisitorwren:

Mass effect is great if you’re secure enough in your sexuality to recognize you’re attracted to space crickets, space salamanders, space frogs, and literally everything in between.

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strawberry-taffy:

my tiny worrisome asian mother strikes again (part 1)

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Video Post Tue, Oct. 21, 2014 48,859 notes

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jean-luc-gohard:

parskis:

I honestly can’t believe this right now. I was complaining to my bf about some Kotex tampons I had used, going on a bit of a rant about how bad they were, and on a whim I decided to go to the website and leave a review so other people who might get them would know better.
I’ve never written a tampon review in my life (it’s not something I ever anticipated doing) so I had a little fun getting very passionate about my thoughts, and then went to submit…. Only to receive the words: ‘Your review text contains inappropriate language.’ I was confused at first, I mean I was pretty emphatic, but I didn’t cuss at all… and then I realized: I had typed the word ‘vagina.’ 

You can’t type the word ‘vagina’ on a TAMPON review because it’s considered inappropriate.

KOTEX, a company that makes OVER A BILLION DOLLARS A YEAR primarily selling products to people with vaginas, thinks that someone typing the word “VAGINA” in a review of a product that goes IN THEIR VAGINA is being inappropriate and needs to be censored.

I retyped “v*gina” with an asterisk like it was a swear word, submitted and it went to preview mode with no problem. But I’m still kind of in shock… Honestly, what is wrong with Kotex that they think they need to protect tampon users from the word ‘vagina’?

If you didn’t think our society’s fear of the vagina was absurd, here you go. It’s cartoonish.

What do they say during meets about their product? hoo-hee? poepoe? 

Insert tampon into the sin hole God cursed you with and you dare look us in the eyes while buying them.

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Text Post Tue, Oct. 21, 2014 66,236 notes

COOL NEW HACK TO GET MORE ICING FOR YOUR TOASTER STRUDEL

toasterstrudel:

  1. Obtain a significant other from a country that doesn’t sell Toaster Strudel
  2. Marry them and start a family
  3. Offer to make your fam breakfast every morning
  4. Make them strudel with no icing
  5. They’ll have no idea Toaster Strudel even come with icing
  6. Take all six packets for yourself
  7. Avoid making eye contact with your reflection in the mirror for the rest of your life because you are a monster

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Photo Post Tue, Oct. 21, 2014 36,364 notes

wittsandtitts:

branddy:

More muscular tatted men in cute dresses 2014 thank you

He looks like Blossom and I’m SOOOOOO fucking here for it. 😍😍😍

wittsandtitts:

branddy:

More muscular tatted men in cute dresses 2014 thank you

He looks like Blossom and I’m SOOOOOO fucking here for it. 😍😍😍

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m1ssred:

chemical reaction

*how to spawn demons: a beginner’s guide to chemistry

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Video Post Tue, Oct. 21, 2014 95,612 notes

queeniequeerie:

little-miss-fats:

source: robot-hugs

has anyone posted this yet? I love it! 

You’re buying an experience, not a person. 

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Text Post Tue, Oct. 21, 2014 169,294 notes

supernatural-tardis:

i had a crush on this guy and i decided to pull a Pavlov on him by offering him whenever i saw him  this brand of candy he seemed to really like and after a while whenever he saw me he got excited for a second then you could see his expression shift to wondering the why the hell was he so happy to see me and i swear it was the evilest thing but also the most hilarious i made a guy like me by conditioning him into associating me to a candy he liked

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Photo Post Tue, Oct. 21, 2014 173,577 notes

continent:

my senior quote 

continent:

my senior quote 

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